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U.S. studio & models

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RAu68
Desde en Nov 2007

147 posts
December 20, 2008
TotemRex24 or Stanzeflasher,

I was wondering about the U.S. models you have lined up. When will they be released?? The U.S. studio wasn't in the California wildfire area was it?? Geez,I hope the studio is OK. I hope nothing was damaged.

TotemRex24,anybody...what's the status of the U.S. studio and the models!!
SimplePsymon
Desde en Jan 2008

320 posts
December 20, 2008
~there was an unintentional rip in the space-time continuom?

Shay, the US studio, and all staff members there were sucked into a singularity never to be seen or heard from again

Steven Hawkings is investigating
thegraybeard
Desde en Jan 2008

557 posts
December 20, 2008
They are waiting on George W to bail them out so they can finish ???????
SimplePsymon
Desde en Jan 2008

320 posts
December 20, 2008
or maybe the guy who was supposed to take the data back to France is suspected of links to Al Queida and has been in Guantanomo Bay for the last 4 months.
thegraybeard
Desde en Jan 2008

557 posts
December 20, 2008
Good thinking there Psymon, I'll just bet that's what happened ... lol
SimplePsymon
Desde en Jan 2008

320 posts
December 20, 2008
lol - the CIA are currently watching the Shay & Rachelle duo repeatedly; looking for hidden plans for a major attack on the US

xD
thegraybeard
Desde en Jan 2008

557 posts
December 20, 2008
and doing repeated anal checks to make sure there is nothing up their ... uh ... sleeves .... lololol
raymondo64
Desde en Dec 2007

852 posts
December 20, 2008 (edited)
@RAu68,

If i may humbly interject here, As one who grew up in La La land and has traversed almost every mile from Santa Monica to San Bernardino, rest assured about the studios being in fire danger areas. The studios are on 6th street near Wilshire Blvd which runs through the very heart of both L.A. and Beverly Hills. Hope this fulfills your inquiries on that end.

As for the shows themseves, everybody's conspiracies, theories and conjectures may have uhm, certain validity. I'd love to hire Robert Stack to get to the bottom of the mystery but unfortunately, he and his show are long gone.
deekayd
Desde en Apr 2008

411 posts
December 20, 2008 (edited)
there arse so, sorry areso many candidates that wood, I mean would like to get too their bottom of all those! }:-{P>
v2now
Desde en Dec 2008

258 posts
December 20, 2008
it was all a lie to get us to settle for three cards a week
plasonic
Desde en Dec 2007

1325 posts
December 21, 2008
The newly inaugurated Totem "Crank 'em 'n' Wank 'em" quality cunt-roll team has been sequestered in their mountain hide away in the Pyrenees testing the new USA animations. They have asked for more time to test all aspects of "The Wankability Factor". At present they are running them backward and enjoying their conversations with the Devil that emanate from the ladies unbearded lower lips. Their endeavors in this area have, unfortunately led to a reverse ejaculation effect.This,in effect causes them to stroke their dicks in reverse rhythm ,moaning things like,"!hctib ybab peed tnuc ruoy kcuf annaw I"and has the effect of injaculation! That is, they ingest gobs of sperm from out of the ethers into their penis. The men are swelling up like hogs being fattened for the slaughter! Apparently this is because the babes are just so damn hot! The women on the "Whirly Twirly-Goosh" test team experience Reverse Twiddleiosis-They ClittyTwirl backwards & begin to unravel! I.E. "Non-releasable yet!"
raymondo64
Desde en Dec 2007

852 posts
December 21, 2008
Actually Sasquatch ran of with the girls and they all got abducted by a UFO were they saw the French data guy getting probed and the animations were pilfered by the aliens who in turn, gave it to Jimmy Hoffa until Amelia Earhart stole it from him, took off in a plane and disappeared in the Bermuda trangle. The tape was then recovered and sent off to Area 51 for further uhm . . . examination by Elvis.
plasonic
Desde en Dec 2007

1325 posts
December 21, 2008
Elvis...who never would mark "RETURN TO SENDER" on anything like this that got him "ALL SHOOK UP" took the vids, saying, "IT'S NOW OR NEVER" began to CelestialBate as only a disembodied soul can do."SUSPICIOUS MINDS" may say"YOU AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A HOUND DAWG" to"ROCK A HULA" like this, Dead Angel Boy! But Elvis was busy asking the girls,"BABY LET ME BE YOUR LOVIN' TEDDY BEAR" He wanked his afterlife "KING CREOLE" until it turned a mashed up "MOODY BLUE" lookin' abit like a ghostly "BLUE SUEDE SHOE". His 'gasm made the heavenly "JAILHOUSE ROCK" and after that he was ***** to "SURRENDER" the vids to the BIG BOPPER.Who exclaimed "OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE" and proceeded to"WHOP BOB A LULA" to the first vid that the model was clothed in skimpy "CHANTILLY LACE" (and had a purty face). About this time BUDDY HOLLY came wiffling by on a cloud, took one look at the babes and said he was gonna 'RAVE ON" 'cause "IT'S SO EASY TO FAWL IN LOVE"
Their cum became rain o'er a DroughtRidden land!

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